Why? Why would you want to drink artichoke water?

"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone) 06/28/2014 at 19:33 • Filed to: None

1

16

Brian Silvestro > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 06/28/2014 at 19:34

1

Hipster drink.

Anima > Brian Silvestro 06/28/2014 at 19:36

0

It gives you the ability to do things before other people did them.

Brian Silvestro > Anima 06/28/2014 at 19:40

1

Hipster self-actualization.

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 06/28/2014 at 19:43

0

Very premium.

Soloburrito > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 06/28/2014 at 19:46

1

There's only one Arty.

Anima > Brian Silvestro 06/28/2014 at 19:52

0

Nah, that's not hipster. I self actualized before it was cool.

Brian Silvestro > Anima 06/28/2014 at 19:53

0

I self-actualized before it was even a thing.

Anima > Brian Silvestro 06/28/2014 at 19:59

0

I was a thing before it even self actualized. ;)

Brian Silvestro > Anima 06/28/2014 at 20:00

0

Hahahaha you win the hipsters.

Anima > Brian Silvestro 06/28/2014 at 20:01

0

I don't know if that's a thing I should be happy with..

Brian Silvestro > Anima 06/28/2014 at 20:03

1

Yeah, that's gonna be a pain in the ass to deal with. Sorry.

Anima > Brian Silvestro 06/28/2014 at 20:09

1

*sigh* I'll just deal with it now before anyone starts ask questions and convert my bicycle into a fixie... Nothing else left to do I guess.. Just so everybody knows.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 06/28/2014 at 20:38

0

Because some retarded Hollywood "star*" said it was healthy?

*By star I mean some whore with a fat ass who got famous on a home porn video.

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 06/28/2014 at 21:00

1

I like that it's the world's first premium artichoke water.

Finally! We don't have to drink all that low-end generic artichoke water slop. We truly live in the age of wonders.

Stef Schrader > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 06/28/2014 at 22:50

0

That is the single most disgusting thing I've ever seen. Artichokes taste like feet.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 06/28/2014 at 23:49

0

It gets worse.